BUNGIE please stop listening to all these angry post about nerfing this and that.
It has been brought to my attention through a disclosed source that the Fallen have shifted their focus to backdoor tactics. After weeks of constant abuse at the Loot Cave followed by Millions slaughtered for their precious Spinmetal. The sneaky Fallen have intruded Earth's World Wide Web. They are using this access to log into Bungie.net forums, posing as irritated players.
Using this tactic they have tricked you into nerfing all of the weapons and skills that were holding them back. Now they sit back quietly and rebuild their army, knowing us Guardians no longer have the tools to hold back a full fledged assault! Please Bungie, before it is too late, revert the stripping of our powers and see through the fog which is the Fallen!
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They're in the data walls!
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I'm commenting on your post. Did I do good?
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I'll get you my pretties!!! And your little Angry Toasters too!