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Edited by shinmomo:
11/6/2014 2:50:51 PM
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I want to play this evening... But got to come up with an excuse for my wife... What about you?
I already used :
- Today at work was so stressful, gotta clear my mind and calm myself looking at the earth from the moon...
- Let me take care of the children this whole weekend and take some rest, but at least let me play in peace just for tonite
- I bought you this new bag from LV, nice huh? You like it? Yes sure go on and try it, show your friends, take selfies, take your time.... (switching on the PS4 without any comment from wife)
Got any other ideas guys? girls? :)
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Enroll her in some sort of weekly course, like an art or cooking course. That way you got time to do your raids every week.
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Just tell her straight out you have had a stressful day and need unwind time and blowing things up in a game helps.
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My friends are online and I never get to see them anymore.
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My wife just lets me play. But.once or twice I've come home with a piss poor look on my face and I tell my wife "Work was -blam!-ing awful, I hate my boss, so and so is such an idiot they are honestly too stupid to be alive, I need to shoot something". Then I grab a beer and she knows I need some time to relax.
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My Wife is a wonderful woman who ALWAYS gives me some play time after family time.I am a lucky MF!Taking the family to Outback first ALWAYS increases my game time though lol.
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1 ReplyBring a stud home with you...
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6 Repliestell her you want sex , then she say she got a headache and goes sleep , then destiny game time :D
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All I have to say is "Isn't there a new episode of Master Chef on?" Then I get tons of play time and sometimes a gourmet dinner.
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Step #1: Offer her a girls night* with her lady friends. Call ahead and pay for the meal. Have flowers delivered. Hire a babysitter. Step #2: Play Destiny until she gets home. Step #3: Ravish her silly when she gets home because you're an awesome husband who bought her dinner and flowers w/her friends. Step #4: Play Destiny after she passes out from drunkenness/exhaustion. *Also see girls movie night and concerts.
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Hey sweety, I like to play Destiny. I truly enjoy my time spent playing it. So that's what I'm going to do tonight. Toodles!
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When you get home, go straight for the dishes. Get 'em all clean and put away. Change out the trash. Make the bed. Clean off the coffee/dinner table, etc. Basically, spend an hour or so doing some small chores so she doesn't have to. You shouldn't receive any flak for wanting to play afterwards.
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I try a few: [b]The Trade-Off[/b] "If I put the kids to bed, can I have the TV from 9-10?" (Knowing that hopefully she'll go to bed at 10) [b]Up all night[/b] This involves consistently saying how tired you are and how you need an early night. Then at the last minute when she goes to bed, say you're just going to play one more game and stay up until 4am. If she asks why you took so long, say you fell asleep on the sofa! [b]Hero Husband[/b] "Tonight babe. You do the dishes, I'm going to save the world from the fallen who want to -blam!- our women and eat our children. No need to thank me. All part of the job."
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Lol.... my wife is sick so I will be on all night long.... I am more than happy babe to bring you some Nyquil.... 2 cups!
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Lmao holy shit, I used all those also and running out of ideas, I was used " babe, I gotta calibrate the tv s colors and settings" lol
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Buy her a new car, she'll leave you alone for the weekend
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Having you tried wearing the trousers? [spoiler]hope my wife didn't see me write this...[/spoiler]
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This thread is gold! I'd offer advice as a woman, but I like some of these other dress better.....
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Lol, thks for your feedbacks! I actually do love my wife and care for her, was just wondering how you guys were dealing in this situation! And also a way to joke around with all those stressful anti-destiny posts... :)
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1 ReplyGive her the good lovin. Knock her out. Win win. Everyone gets a big O, she gets rest, and you get to play. Or you could balance the chores and just tell her you want to play.
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2 Repliesrun her a hot bath and give her a glass of wine, she will be there for hours if she is like most women!
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My missus works in the evenings I work days.. So 6pm kids go to bed n destiny goes on I get 4h play time, missus comes home we watch a couple of things on tv n chat.. Then she goes to bed, I stay up n play till I'm tired. Caveat is: if the baby wakes up I get him a bottle, my missus gets undisturbed sleep I get undisturbed atheon
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3 RepliesGet her into destiny I know a few husband and wife teams on destiny, its a magical thing really... As for me I work six days a week and my girlfriend lives 270 miles away so I have pretty much every night to myself :-)
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Play while they sleep
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1 ReplyHere's one that works for me: I just worked all day, now I am going to play some games for a while - because I want to. Grow the -blam!- up - are you dating your goddamned mother????
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I'm playing the game all night tonight, and tomorrow, by the way whats for dinner.
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Chloroform
