I am the agent of the nine. I have no will of my own I follow only on the nines accord. I have no agenda, I have no life, and I have no friends because I look like a squid. I don't mean to piss you bitches off because do to RNGesus I have no control. Do not ask for my removal instead continue to give me them strange coins for I like the way they vibrate and feel warm on my bottom. Unite around me xurners! Because the "earners" are the ones with the agenda who say they earned their gear. Do not listen to these false teachings for RNGesus has taught us otherwise. I will continue to come back to the tower and you cannot get mad because my will is not my own.... Deal with it. This is however an apology letter although it is not my fault I ask for your forgiveness. Oh and don't forget them strange coins ;) and no they are not as sex toy!