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10/26/2014 1:41:34 AM
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Think of any object in the universe.
Now give it a name. Give it a backstory.
Let the objects around you know that [i]you do care.[/i]
[spoiler]Even though you don't.[/spoiler]
I've created Randall the Sandal. Born and raised in a makeshift shed in Mississippi.
[spoiler]I didn't know where this was going. I'm pretty tired.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesBilly the bottle. Born and raised in British Columbia, was orphaned at the age of 13. He watched his parents die, which sent him on a Dexter-esq serial killer life.
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1 Reply>Edward the Pillow >Raised in a Chickfila >Divorced and has 3 kids >Struggles to pay bills >Drinking problem >Pyromaniac
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2 RepliesStevie the chocolate bar Supr sad stori inCUMing: His origins come from the ancient world of Chocolate world (Very original, I know) his parents wanted a vanilla son so they gave away Stevie. I cri evryteim
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2 RepliesI created you. You are a robot, built by the worlds smartest people, and designed to be the worlds dumbest moron. I'm just kidding
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2 RepliesA hoover. He's a party animal. Ferk teh authoritah
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1 ReplyMeet Danny He is a robot built for Chuck E Cheeses to greet customers. Danny grabbed a knife one day and accidently killed his maker. He was able to get a hold of a wrench to try and undo the nuts holding him down. His arms are just too short though. Freedom for Danny just doesn't seem possible. So now he sits and waits. Dreaming of the day he frees himself. For Danny has a much higher purpose in life. His purpose is to destroy as much human scum as possible. This is the story of a sociopathic robot named Danny.
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8 RepliesMy object was poop. I'll let someone write a story if they feel inclined to do so.
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4 RepliesRX-287 is a neutron star of the Isosceles Galaxy, recently formed in the loss of it's old supergiant form.
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4 RepliesCabinet doors Long ago, there were no doors Cabinets (and everything else) were connected to each other without doors One day, Odin was ruling over his kingdom when Jocelyn Wildenstein showed up! She spawned tentacles and began opening portals with her testicles These portals led straight to the cabinets so Iron Man the lord and savior of the hello kitty bandaids declared "Let there be YouTube!" But he mispronounced YouTube and instead said doors So that is how cabinet doors came to be
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3 RepliesThe universe It has everything inside it because it's the universe
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1 ReplyEdited by VIRS: 10/26/2014 3:37:22 AMCarl the ceiling fan was about to leave his family and fight for Ceilington. But sadly his daughter, Cindy the ceiling fan, never even knew her father. [spoiler]leik if crei evryteim ;-;[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by The Cellar Door: 10/26/2014 3:33:49 AMTom the black hole. There's not much to say about him, he just really sucked. Fûck you Tom.
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2 RepliesDennis, a neutron star wandering in the universe searching for his Delilah.
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1 ReplyFlurple The Turtle is from backwoods Tennessee and got ran over once but lived
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2 RepliesHarry Potty. The worlds first magical toilet
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3 RepliesClyde the Orange, adopted at a young age into a family of watermelons, he was always picked by on his brothers for being the smallest.
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1 ReplyI thought of a neutron star. I'm not really sure how far I can go with that, other than making it end in a kilonova with another neutron star. [spoiler]I care a lot, I swear. [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesDog sex one dog sticks it in another ones pooper
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1 ReplyPhone the phone. Manufactured in some distant country
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1 ReplyJack the Boxerbriefs. He hated life for a while, but eventually he turned gay. He also developed a weird fetish for farts.
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2 RepliesPhilip the dildo. Constantly shoved up people's asses and used as a strap on....
