When I think of RNGesus, I imagine a cold, calculating, artificial cosmic deity of immense power who randomly rewards only the most lucky of Guardians with some of the most powerful items in all of galaxy through a system of complex formulas of incomprehensible algorithms with infinite variables that are unfathomable to the human mind... Then, once a week, like clockwork, this shady character named Xur shows up in the Tower and pushes those same exact items for a reasonable price, making them readily available and easily accessible to the masses... ... and it is on this day, every week, that RNGesus just straight sh@ts his pants in disbelief... RNGesus must really hate Xur.