Scenario: A man might jump off a building. You either try to make him jump or have him not jump.
Example: Do it you friggin wuss!
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I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FRIEND
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Edited by RagedHalomaniac: 10/24/2014 1:52:02 PMGrab my CD player i keep in case of these emergincies, play that song that goes "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend"
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1.Erect a pool below the guy. 2. Fill pool with itty bitty kittens 3.Bring him a sample of said kittens 4.Tell him he will kill them if he falls on them
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"do a backflip!"
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Just give em a good reason to get down reeeal fast Black dood: dat dairs a bucket o chikon n weed down dayre now heuhh. Betta axe some buudie Whitey: whoahh brah a sixer of blue ribbon an sum meth in that there pick up, best be get em col bers Chink: ahh rookie a cowcrius brook mmm an scheshwan caat rery grood Ayeraab: hakaloook alahh falla. Or just tell him there are innocent american children in the parking lot who haven't been bombed to death lately. Fog breathin brit: show em a tube of toot payst
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Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 10/24/2014 2:10:50 PM“I can't do it anymore. I'm gonna jump” - Him “ Do a flip!” - Me [spoiler]Looks like everyone else did it already[/spoiler]
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>I jump off building first >person follows & splats >me activates jetpack >"Looks like you forgot a jetpack!" >flies off into sunset
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Jump faget
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This is what I'd do lmao
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People down here say you don't have the balls to do it but I say you can
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Knock him out.
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[i]no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls no balls[/i]
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Do it you weak -blam!- JUMP!
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*shoves him off* well, he didn't technically [i]jump[/i]
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You won't. No balls.
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Don't jump I'll miss you
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Do a back flip. No one loves you goddamn asshole suck a cock!
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i would ask him if i can have his stuff
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His probably jumping cuz he spent 150 bucks on destiny ghost edition to find out its not that worth it
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Do a frontflip.
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Edited by STREET CONE: 10/24/2014 2:13:53 PM*yells* "IF YOU JUMP T.H.E.Y. WIN!!!"
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-pushes building off of man-
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Start talking about your relationship. That will make anyone jump
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"You're a disappointment to us all. Jump, so that the rest of us that aren't little bitches can get on with our own crappy day that we have the ability to tolerate because we're all better than you."
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This is pretty much exactly how it would play out.
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