Anyone else get random stupid questions from their girlfriend?
My girlfriend is incredibly smart (BSN, Charge Nurse, one year from Masters NMSU) but sometimes she ask me some of the dumbest shit.
Like today, she asked me "What are we going to do about the kids that come trick or treating at our house?" I respond, "What about them? We will be out with ours doing the same thing." To which she ask, "What if they knock on the door and we aren't here?"
I guess maybe, in some parallel universe, it's possible the fabric of time could come unraveled if we aren't home to answer the door for kids on Halloween?
She goes on to say, "I could buy some candy and stay home while you take the kids so someone can answer the door. That way when we get home if they show up we are ready, I'm sure you get kids at your house right?"
This is still America right? Isn't it common knowledge that if the porch lights are off, don't knock on Halloween? Or is that just how it goes everywhere I've been? Like I give two shakes of a rats ass if kids knock on my door and no one is there to answer.
Ok... Rant over. Let the onslaught begin.
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Necro lmao
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Me: Where do you want to eat Her: Dosent matter to me. Ill eat anywhere Me: Ok lets go to Whataburger Her: No, not there. Somewhere else Me: Ok, Frebirds then Her: No i dont like that place Me: Are you f**cking with me right now!
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Is it in yet?
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Edited by Jphn_33: 10/26/2014 4:25:30 PMWell, this one time me and my GF were fooling around (nothing too much), and afterwards, she asked: [spoiler]Is it bad that I really wanted to ride you?[/spoiler]How could that possibly be bad? It's good for everyone when that happens! :D
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"Why are you shitting in a tree?" Like, bitch if I want to pretend to be a damn monkey imma pretend to be a damn monkey leave me alone dammit.
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This is acctually a good question, because usually, if someone isn't home on halloween, they leave candy out for kids, and almost everyone who dosen't have kids is at there door. This question is legitimate and makes a lot of sense.
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Edited by Mechetti: 11/8/2014 3:24:23 AMNudez? [spoiler]Jk, proabably "How do I look today?" It's such a -blam!-ing trap.[/spoiler]
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"I wish there was some way I could text with my voice and you could recieve it and respond with your voice."
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I wouldn't know and I never will. Even if I had her she is so smart I would be the dumb one.
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>implying I have a girlfriend >starts crying in corner
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She just wanted to be alone at the house so she could have sex with her lover.
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Edited by PyroPanda23: 10/25/2014 3:33:05 AMA conversation I've had with my girlfriend. Girlfriend: " we should buy couple rings" me: " don't think this is marriage now" So we shop around, and I find one for about $150 that I was going to buy her.... BUT then a gun sale comes up!! Girlfriend: " we still getting rings?" Me " nope must buy new gun! And ammo ring can wait" Girlfriend: " -_-" Still haven't bought that damn ring... But enjoying my new 308 SPR AR15 and FNS9. The other dumb ass question I'm asked is. Girlfriend: " you want a blow job?" like really? No shit I do lol Guns before bitches.
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"How did your penis become so big!? It was the size of a thumb a few seconds ago..." It's called an erection, bïtch! [spoiler]Tbf, my penis is quite tiny when flaccid.[/spoiler]
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Why don't you just leave a bowl outside.
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Off topic: my wife deals with nurses a lot. Most Barely functional at their jobs. It scares my wife the mistakes they make when she revues their charts
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Watching Star Wars: Her: I've never seen this film. Is it good? Me: What.The.Fu ck.
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My girlfriend is bad at waiting for surprises, so in the middle of any conversation I'll be subtly asked, "OMG tell me what you are buying me for christmas! NOW!"
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Edited by okonma5: 10/24/2014 12:50:52 AM*would it be possible that you don't touch my ass in public?* There was a guy I knew whose gf texted him this And he just replied with lol
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Wut r u getting me for my 11th birthday?
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Here's one... "What are you thinking about?" That question gets me every time.
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Edited by Hellbent02: 10/26/2014 7:03:15 AMI gotta agree about them asking dumb questions. She asked me once "are you stalking me?". How stupid. I'm this nice, sweet guy. She also asked me "why are you making me do this!? I never done anything to you before" that's so stupid a question to ask. Because I love you girl. I do these things cause I love you. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DAMNIT!!
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I would listen to every question my gf has to say. However she's a quiet one. My adorable 5' future wife. When she speaks I listen to every word because she barely speaks at all. So I cherish her with all that I am and let her know that I'm here for comfort, support, and love.
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My girl never says stupid stuff but she says things in the corniest way that I just have to try so hard not to facepalm
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What do you want to do today? [spoiler]Its play video games but she will never know.[/spoiler]
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Sometimes they ask really dumb questions, like "How did you get in here?" and "We just met 10 minutes ago, are you seriously proposing to me?" I mean, duh. The door was already open when you got home. And I'm on one knee with a ring in my hand, what do you think? There are some crazy dumb folks out there
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Edited by Momon: 10/26/2014 5:15:29 AMI think that's code for, she wants some alone time. Or maybe she wants to set up a surprise [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]