IGN : Well DeeJ first the fans would like to know HOW you came up with the idea for this BRILLIANT gem of a game?`
DeeJ : Well you know we sat around throwing ball, and it struck us that .. Everyone loves donuts!
IGN : oooh shit serious Donuts for life, please elaborate!?
DeeJ : We shaped the entire Destiny universe around this "Donut concept" where we made the players run around in circles for hours and hours only to discover it's all empty in the middle..
IGN : ok .. yeah i feel that having played the game ...True genious! But what is your idea with further DLC's and how to keep the player interested..?
DeeJ : Well easy .. we took the Donut strategy further since everyone who ever ate a donut knows... after a donut you want ...????
IGN : .....want .....?
DeeJ : Another donut ofcourse !!!! And we gots em like in buckets ... Allready made finished .. So all we need to do now is to charge 20 $ pr Donut every 3 months for 10 years ..and we can just chillax and LOLZ at all the hate in the forums...
IGN : Yeah there is alot of angry ppl in the forums DeeJ . How you can calm them down ?
DeeJ : Every week i find some random idiots who seem to enjoy Destiny beyond belief and post it .. Also we have a long term Nerf / Un-nerf plan ...
IGN : Nerf / Un-nerf plan ? please explain ....?
DeeJ : Well .. We nerf the best weapons , and nerf everything that seems to be working for no apparent reason..then wait until that builds enough hate.. then we un-nerf it.. Keeps the player base in a "scared to complain incase nerf " state and a "Happy they finally un-nerfed it " state. ..Both states mentioned is really good for us and involves little to no work!
IGN : Thanks DeeJ for your time and enjoy doing nada for the next 10 years !!
- What really happened to Destiny 2013 :
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74743061
- If Destiny was a porn movie :
http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74749051
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Awesome. This deserves a bump.
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At last Deej says something worth reading
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Thanks :) I spent as much time and thought as DeeJ does on his weekly updates..
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I'll just leave this here. Don't bother responding, I won't reply. Just had to point out how much a piece of shit post this is, as are all of you who like it. No accounting for tastes. Go ahead...hate me. Your butthurt pleases me.
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You, I like you. We need more of you.
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Edited by Lordsa Jar-Jar: 10/25/2014 9:22:49 AMI'm sorry man, but that's just too funny. That shit should be illegal, almost killed myself with laughter
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bump.. this is -blam!-ing awesome!!
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Omfg...can't stop laughing...ESP since Deej has been silent for about a week
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Fookin space pussy fo life!
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Cod:AW, Far Cry 4, GTA:PS4 Edition, Dragon Age: Inquisition. These are just a few of the games whose "destiny" it will be to replace Destiny on my PS4. And unless it changes from the unceasing boredom simulator it now is, I can't see me playing Destiny ever again If this shallow, hollow, boring games does not get radically fixed soon, the player base will evaporate. Its gonna be hilarious when the pitiful defenders of this disappointing travesty, find themselves alone in the Tower, wondering where everybody went.
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really nice ! please give us more "reveals" :D
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[quote] IGN : Nerf / Un-nerf plan ? please explain ....? DeeJ : Well .. We nerf the best weapons , and nerf everything that seems to be working for no apparent reason..then wait until that builds enough hate.. then we un-nerf it.. Keeps the player base in a "scared to complain incase nerf " state and a "Happy they finally un-nerfed it " state. ..Both states mentioned is really good for us and involves little to no work! IGN : Thanks DeeJ for your time and enjoy doing nada for the next 10 years !![/quote] That right there is -blam!-ing genius.
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Hahaha lol this post has more story and content than the game it self! You made my day dude lol
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Doesn't "Destiny and the DLCs" sound like a name for a band? A band everyone will say didn't live up to their hype and re-wrote their songs over a course of a year... but hey.
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Edited by fRutLupz: 10/24/2014 11:38:22 AMWell the positive feedback here is Just awesome... Thanks! 2 new stories for you ;)
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Edited by Dead Eye: 10/24/2014 7:03:07 AMOh no! Don't tell me that the upcoming DLC will be sponsored by Dunkin Donuts
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Nothing on the forums has made me laugh half as hard as this has. I hope you post more of these and with other "bungie staff".
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Laughed during the entire read lol
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Long term nerf un nurf plan. Gotta say that one got me.
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So good.
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Isnt dlc like the sprinkles for the dounut (sprinkles=poop)
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Num Num Num! Thanks Bungie, Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts for making life suck a little less (for me, of course).
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That right there is some funny shit lol One of the funniest things I've had the pleasure to read on these forums. Most of it is just negative, hate filled rants.