[i]If you enjoy the sight of your Fireteam members' journeys as they fly through the air and are suddenly stopped by a wall... resulting in their untimely demise. If you relish the screams of despair as your Fireteam members' bodies careen off the edge of a cliff to their resting places far below. If you delight in offering your Fireteam as sacrifices to random Dregs, Vandals and Acolytes.[/i] Then this thread is for you. [b]I propose a new sport:[u] Fireteam Sparrow Splats[/u][/b] [u]The Concept:[/u] Sparrows are the most dependable method of moving not just you, but other players from point A to point B. They should be used... often... to cause mayhem in your Fireteam. Nobody is safe at any time. The goal is to cause fatalities, which will result in much laughs, humor, and good times for all. [u]The Rules:[/u] 1. Use Sparrows in any creative way to reposition a Fireteam member in a way that ends in death. 2. AFK & Active players are fair game. 3. Deaths caused must be documented by screenshot or video capture to count toward scoring. 4. Each user's reply will act as their permanent scoreboard. They should be edited with each additional screenshot/video link, with running lifetime total of score. [u]The Scoring System[/u] 1. Fireteam member who is AFK or in menu = 1 (one) point 2. Fireteam member who is AFK or in menu and is killed by an enemy = 2 (two) points 3. Fireteam member actively playing/moving and is killed by your sparrow = 3 (three) points 4. Fireteam member who dies while actively making an attempt on your life according to Fireteam Sparrow Splat rules, and you survive = 5 (five) points 5. If you die during any given FSS murder, subtract .5 (half) point. ***************************************************************** I have no current documentation on my personal record, but I can tell you that yesterday alone was enough to get me started nicely. [i]And I laughed... maniacally. Every. Single. Time. There were times I couldn't breathe. Documentation begins tonight.[/i] [b]Happy Splatting![/b]