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Edited by dirtyhawk: 1/7/2015 10:21:31 AM
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CRYPTARCH RAP!!

wheres my suros? i got no suros in my inventory yeah, yo.. yo have you ever been hated or discriminated against? i have, ive been protested and demonstrated against posted signs for my wicked crimes, look at you whine sick as the mind of the raging guardians behind all this commotion emotions blow big as gjallahorn's explosions tempers flaring from guardians, give em hell long as im breathing keep taking purps in the morning giving greens in the evening leave em with a taste as sour as warm dreg blood in they mouth see the can rank up with me but they'll never figure me out look at me now; i bet your probably sick of me now aint you guardians imma make you look so ridiculous now! im sorry guardians! i never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine, so tonight im keeping all your engrams i said im sorry guardians! i never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine, so tonight im keeping all your engrams HA! i got some exotics in my closet and i dont think anyone knows it so before they throw me out of the tower and close it imma expose it; ill take you back to when it was just me before they ever thought of patching my greens you were a baby maybe just a couple of ranks gave you gear and you didnt even say thanks cuz you quit, you went straight to bungie and cried they patched my stuff and my whole livelihood died i look at you, and i couldnt picture leaving your side even though you hate me, i grit my teeth and i try to make it work with you at least for travelers sake ive maybe made some mistakes but im only blue man, and im still gonna take your shit and get paid! i think this patch is stupid no doubt it was dumb but the smartest thing bungie did was nerf all of your guns cuz your criers all of you whining lil hoes its my life id like to welcome yall to the cryptarch's show im sorry guardians! i never meant to burn you! but all you do is bitch and cry, so tonight im keeping all your engrams i said im sorry guardians! i never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and cry, so tonight im keeping all your engrams now id never dis a guardian just to get recognition take a second to listen for who you think this cryptarch is dissin but put yourself in my position; just try to envision witnessing, all these new guardians bitchin complaining that im always stealing things and their purple shits missin using a rng system; pretty sure these kids are victims of downs syndrome your whole life you were made to believe your earning your gear when you wasnt rng is completely random makes you sick to your stomach doesnt it? wasnt the reason cried to bungie? huh? so you can try to justify the way you treated me? huh? but guess what youre gettin older now and its cold when your lonely try to bring me engrams after your raid and ill tell you to blow me and my exotics? you should see em theyre beautiful but youll never see em. so dont even be hopeful see what hurts me the most is you wont admit you were wrong bitch go to mom! keep telling bungie i burned you all along but how dare you try to justify the gear i helped you to get! retarded bitch, all your stuff came from this rng shit remember when that thorn bounty came and you said that it should be free? well guess what you wont get. not even with rng im sorry guardian! never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine; so tonight im keeping all your engrams i said im sorry guardian i never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine so tonight im keeping all your engrams im sorry guardian! i never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine so tonight im keeping all your engrams said im sorry guardian never meant to burn you but all you do is bitch and whine so tonight im keeping all your engrams

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