This is a second ettempt at my first forum so keep it alive!
tell us things you have done in you life that exeede the un-holy.
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I once accidentally shot someone with a fully pumped, open-sighted BB gun on a golf course from 200 yards away. I was shooting at bottles and missed [I]once[/I]. Ripped his $75 shirt and bruised his arm. He just happened to be the president of the golf club we were by. Needless to say, I ran for my life when I noticed what I had done and the golf cart was coming at me. It was a harrowing escape. Never did get caught though. Thank god. [Edited on 7/13/2004 6:05:42 PM]
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When I was like 7 i was at my babysitter's house and me and my friends accidently burned down her forest. Her son (who started the fire) was crying for hours "I"m sorry!!" but of course we were laughing. hehe
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This is that bad but it was fun. Me and a few friends had a house that we played ring the bell and run on about 15 times over the course of a few weeks. One day we were hiding behind a bush after ringing it and watching the door to see if anyone opened it. Noone did. We think there isn't anyone home so get up and walk out of our hiding place. No sooner do we do that then the door opens and out comes a man, screaming and yelling. I run like hell, my other friends biked, and the rest were smart and stayed casual so they weren't suspected. I had quite a bit of lead on this man who was chasing me so I stopped running. Then the guy gets picked up in a pick up truck! They chase me down and inside the truck was an army man! They asked me my name and naturally, I gave them the wrong one. THE END.
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Nope, I'm not even regligious. The only reason I went is because I was forced to by parents.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Abolitionofman I was kicked out of Sunday school for telling a Minister I thought the bible was crap and then told I was Satan, all at the age of 4. I felt quite proud that day.[/quote]That's funny, do you go to that church anymore? I dont go to any.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Abolitionofman Obbi: That's what the minister was grumbling after he was hit between the eyes with the Bible....[/quote] :laffo:
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no obbi is an it. it was spawned from the pit of hades himself. And for me the worst thing i've done was probably saying that because obbi shall kill me now. Save me! (shudders and whimpers)
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Obbi: That's what the minister was grumbling after he was hit between the eyes with the Bible.... [Edited on 7/13/2004 4:39:03 PM]
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I touch myself at night.
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I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha...
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obbi arent you a guy?or at least phisically? i set a forest on fire once
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I was kicked out of Sunday school for telling a Minister I thought the bible was crap and then told I was Satan, all at the age of 4. I felt quite proud that day.
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Breaking the PS2's isn't evil, it's Microsoft's will. Go have fun.
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I bought a Blondie CD. And I [i]liked[/i] it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goldeneyes I sneak into people's houses at night and break their Halo disks.[/quote] *Gasp* How could you do such an atrocious (spelling?) thing????? To destroy someones very way of life??????????? How dare you! Me, I sneak into peoples houses and break their PS2s. MUA HA HA HA HA!
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I sneak into people's houses at night and break their Halo disks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeroh I found a dead body in a back alley...i dident tell...i used it as a sled to ride down a pile of snow...*cries*[/quote] Hmmmm....sounds like something from the Simpsons.
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i killed a grunt
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I found a dead body in a back alley...i dident tell...i used it as a sled to ride down a pile of snow...*cries*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeroh Obbiquiet just told me that she drowns babies in her bathtub...[/quote] [color=red]Her's?[/color][/quote] yeah, apparently they weren't being sarcastic enough.
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master shake, give it arest, thats over a done with and in the past
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I once hit a old hurt man in the back fo the head and waited for him to respawn fully healed....it dident happen...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeroh Obbiquiet just told me that she drowns babies in her bathtub...[/quote] [color=red]Her's?[/color] [Edited on 5/27/2004 2:09:48 PM]
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*consoles with dave* Dave would like to retract that statement your honor, hes pushes for a plea of comical internet mod scam! I myself stole a motorized cart from a ww2 veterans retirement home... Just kiddin,
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Obbiquiet just told me that she drowns babies in her bathtub...
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[color=red]Oh, oh, oh, this one time, I ripped a "Do not tear" tag off a mattress!!! I'm a BAD MAN, MUAHAahahahAHahah!!![/color]