Post your Terrible pun jokes here. I'll start with 2 I made:
Q: what do you call a dancing marsupial?
[spoiler]a Conga-roo![/spoiler]
Q: why was the cantaloupe sad?
[spoiler]because he was suffering from MELON-colly![/spoiler]
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*sigh* If you insist I just saw a Mexican male luring a extraterrestrial into his van [spoiler]talk about Alien vs Predator[/spoiler]