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Girlfriend? I'm not familiar with that pokemon.
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Her titties aren't as nice as my girlfriends
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So how do I tame a girlfriend? I captured one in my basement but nothing is working!
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Favorite position? I personally like when my bf bends me over the bed, hopefully not TMI.
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Do you shoot into her cave for hours on end?
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What's his name?
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Does she give you the reacharound
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Have you tried to dismantle her for Glimmer?
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Its not nice to lie. And stop calling your hand "girlfriend". :3
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How did you acquire this despite not being of a higher faction? I'm a level 29 virgin and it seems impossible just to complete the "first kiss" quest.
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What is this "girlfriend" thing you speak of? Did you get it from beating the Vault of Glass on hard mode?
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How good's her Becky?
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If everyone has aids... Then know one has aids. Explain this statement.
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Whats faker. A politician or a boob job?
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Does she wear the pants?
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Does it really bleed for a week and not die?
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Pic or it didn't happen
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Do you think I care that you have a girlfriend?
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Have u -blam!-ed her yet?
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DO YOU BAVE A GIRLFRIEND
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Yeah, um, how do I get one of those?
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Did she look exactly like her profile picture on match.com or was it taken four years before she gave birth to twins?
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Can we see pics ?
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where do you find a "girlfriend"?
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Is she less attractive now than when you first met?
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If your girlfriend has one bad day do you tell her she's always depressed and get in a fight with her?