1. I absolutely HATE being told that I have a neckbeard. I also have a moustache. You're completely ignoring the other parts of my face where hair DOES grow and even though I can't grow hair on my cheeks, I feel that you're being discriminatory because all of my facial hair is fabulous, including the five whiskers that grow on each cheek. 2. We're not all sexist. Most of us just don't care that you're a girl. In fact, I'm all for equality. I'm an asshole to everyone. My harassment is gender blind. You should see me play league of legends, because if you feed, neither p3nis nor v4gina will stop me from telling you to kill yourself after you give your entire family aids. So please, ladies, if you suck and get told you suck, don't take it as a gender issue, take it as a que that you -blam!-ing suck. Girls game, THAT'S A FACT NOBODY CARES I DON'T CARE I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK. 3. Clickbait articles like the one I'm parodying as I write this. No one gives a -blam!- what you hate. Good, you hate stuff. So do 7 billion other people on the -blam!-ing planet. Seriously, 22 things people with piercings are tired of hearing (posted by "basic alt girl" on my facebook - listen its 2016, nobody cares that you have piercings anymore). 4. I'm not trying to have sex with every girl gamer. I have a girlfriend. I don't care that you're a girl. Once again, I care that you're good. That's the only criteria I have for playing with you. If I'm fighting Atheon, and you keep dying before the first teleport (somehow) damn -blam!-ing right I'm going to kick you off my fireteam and find someone competent no matter what your genital composition is. Granted, I met my girlfriend on a video game - raging at her not for being a girl, but because she was 0-10 as Lux and played with a track pad and the screen locked. 5. Anita Sarkeesian. I did a bunch of gender studies in my final year of under-graduate history cause my uni had a boner for this type of stuff and all her videos are a joke. That being said, as a result, we -blam!-ing hate her. Come up with some real arguments for gender divisiveness in games and not just, shit a woman got killed here sexism. 6. Little kids. I -blam!-ing hate them. I'm bored of writing this now so I'm going to do something productive at work.