We recently formed a new clan and are looking for chill people to play with! Everyone is welcome! This game is getting so damn repetitive so the more motivation, the better. If you join our clan, crazy stuff will happen to you. What kind of stuff do you ask? Allow me to explain... 1. More chest hair. 2. You’re growing a beard. 3. Meat Only Diet. 4. T-Rex for a pet. 5. Hair on your balls. 6. Six pack abs. 7. Penis enlargement. 8. Take bigger dumps. 9. Your blood smells like cologne. 10. Sex in the garage. 11. Sex in the office. 12. All male offspring. 13. Chiseled jaw line. 14. Not giving a crap. 15. Bigger TV. 16. Higher salary. 17. Promotions. 18. Better looking wife. 19. You drive a truck. 20. More Skating. 21. More killing stuff. 22. Chuck Norris. 23. When you punch someone in the face, they have to resist the urge to thank you. 24. You can speak German...in French. 25. Your apartment smells of rich mahogany. 26. Wife takes out the trash. 27. Wife brings trash can in. 28. Wife stops b!tch!ng about clothes on floor. 29. Wife stocks fridge with beer. 30. Wife goes to bed while you play games late at night and doesn't say SH!T. Enough said...