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9/23/2014 5:30:35 AM
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A story. About you guys. With sauces and animals.

[i]HAHAHAHAHA! Witness the power, bestowed upon us by our Priestess, the Floodian legend, JANE![/i] [spoiler]The memory left as soon as it came, but Zonda remembered it perfectly... The day his innocence had been cruelly taken from him in a whirlwind of spaghetti sauce, Crescent Fresh toothpaste, and platypus fur... EnderWolf shuddered with pleasure as Elbow slathered the spaghetti sauce over his legs, slowly working upwards until he reached his special place. "Now let me show you why they call me... Macaroni." "Holy -Blam!-, dude" Zonda exclaimed as he walked in on the spaghetti party. "I need in on this." Tearing off his shirt, shorts, and knee high leather boots, Zonda came up behind the couple and embraced both, smothering himself with the sauce. "Want me to show you how I got this ban?" Zonda whispered as he began to lick, lower and lower, until he reached their... Rain was watching the action from afar, feeling tingly and warm at the sight of the three spaghetti covered fetishists pleasing each other. "I would join in, if only I had MY fetish..." With a jolt from the heavens, it appeared with the songs of angels; An extra-large canister of Crescent Fresh toothpaste, unopened and ready for... Use. Rain grew excited, stripping and grabbing the paste before running to join the others. "Now to show them what they've been missing..." The pile of flesh, spaghetti sauce, and toothpaste had grown larger, the moans, grunts and thrusting sounds filling the decadent hotel that it was taking place in. The other patrons were either disgusted by the sounds, or were creating their own "experiences" that added to the noise. This all ended when the manager kicked down the door, putting a stop to the excitement. "WHAT THE -Blam!- ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN HERE?" Rocketman shouted. "You know you should have invited me!" *Hitching down his pants, Rocketman drew out his "contribution"; his prized platypus Perry, who enjoyed himself just as much as his master did in these situations. "Come on Perry." Rocketman whispered as he licked the platypus' ear. "Let's show them just how accommodating we are here in the "The Friends List Hotel".[/spoiler]
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