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9/22/2014 2:08:23 AM
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so I just -blam!-ed a girl and she snores
Like crazy, it's actually ridiculous. Like a vacuum cleaner with throat cancer. She's fast asleep next to me.
What do flood.
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1 ReplyJust give it to her straight. Wake her up and tell her "Look, I really like you but I have to get up early tomorrow, so I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, mom"
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4 RepliesDon't worry if you care about her then let her snore and bring it up once and if she wants to fix it let her. If she wants to keep it let her.
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Stick your dick in her throat.
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12 RepliesShe's snoring again. Fml. Gave me a strip tease tonight tho, PM for vid.
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3 RepliesOh lord what is this thread doing here-- [i]alcohol[/i]
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2 RepliesSmash and Dash
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Find several corks. Ranging in size and girth. Then start plugging.
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Go into one of her school classes, crash to the floor in front of her desk, and then snore like a mother-blam!-er
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4 RepliesSlap her then pretend to be asleep.
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3 RepliesAre you dating?
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8 RepliesEdited by BloodRaven52455: 9/22/2014 2:43:11 PMBro, women can be so gross. I fingered my girlfriend for the first time a couple nights ago and she has the strongest scent from her vag. It still kind of turned me on but still pretty gross.
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3 RepliesEdited by niceboy: 9/27/2014 1:31:01 PMThat's what happens when you go after fat girls. Chubby chaser
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Punch her in the ovaries.
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Stick it in her pooper
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Hopefully she didn't fall asleep in the middle of it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Make actual use of her. Squeeze her titties
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Stick it in her mouth
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Tell her to shut up
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1 ReplyIs she hawt?
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1 ReplyFind a man whore outside. Contract chlamydia and HIV from him. Die from weak immune system.
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Replace yourself with a hobo. It won't help with the snoring but she'll panic when she wakes up.
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Slap her and pretend you're asleep.
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Cuddle?
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She's trying to tell you something.
