I've wanted to get this off my chest for a while,I punched this girl in the nose a few days ago and I think I really hurt her,do anyway like I was saying, we were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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Serves that bitch right if anyone said anything about my dad like that I bet u they would have more than a broken nose u have nothing to be ashamed of man trust me
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Bumpity
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Saw it coming a mile away, but still laughed
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Edited by Captain Kwando: 9/24/2014 7:23:32 PM"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said butt and there were dīcks in the mirror" -fresh prince of dīckbutt
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10/10 would predict this ending again.
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[spoiler]This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down So if you take a moment and sit right there I tell you how I became the meme called pedobear. In west Neverland born and raised Stalking the playground is how I spent most of my days Checking out max relaxing all cool Playing with my balls outside of the school When a couple of kids who were looking real good Didn't check the offender registry in their neighborhood. I touched one little kid and her mom got scared and said, "I'm calling the FBI on you sick pedobears" So I whistled for a van but when it came near the license plate said chan and there was a party in the rear If anything I could say this van was a snare But I thought, "Nah forget it, you can't catch a running bear" I pulled out of the girl, who was seven or eight and I yelled to the moralfags, "Yo homos, sage you later" Looking at her crotch I got there before the hair She can sit on my bone cause I'm the Pedobear.[/spoiler]
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OMG I read this entire -blam!-ing thing and got to the end... definitely made me chuckle. I fell for your shenanigans :(
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Gr80 b80 m80 congratul80 r80 80/80
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You got me. Can't believe I fell for it.
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DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
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You got me
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Kill yourself.
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that is crazy!!! your mom had almost the identical reaction depicted in a popular comedy television show in the nineties.
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^This^ Trolling us all good.
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10/10 I actually laughed out loud.
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You little shit. 9000+/10.
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Reading the end of a story is a valuable skill here.
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God Damnit Blank! XD
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mOLDy
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>contemplating between serious or comical answer >chooses comical >reads last part >lol
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I miss threads like this
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Edited by TheDuke: 9/19/2014 8:15:30 PMWell this would have been a great troll story of you would not have had the Ending. This is actually good writing though. You should have expanded on it and not kill it like 343 with Halo ;)
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Every time
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Always start with a drop kick. Moral of the story.
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This Story really got me to think your an asshole... But you're not, you're a fellow Troll :)