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Edited by Endface:
9/7/2014 11:18:31 PM
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Destiny or coitus?
My girlfriend offered that I stay over the night of Destiny's release and intercourse is guarunteed. Should I stay at my place and play Destiny or spend the night with her at her place?
She's staying wih family and they are all sick. I'd have to deal with them too.
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Based on the fact you used the word coitus I'm going to assume there is no girlfriend, this is all a fantasy and you will most definitely be playing destiny when your not fishing for attention online.
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Destiny, duh.
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Sex then leave and play.... or make her stay with you and bam sex while playing
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Destiny. Can't you have sex another night?
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If she's not ok with you enjoying something that you are super excited about on release day. Then she ain't worth it! Lol
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Sex. That is all.
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Once the game releases you can play whenever. Get your groove on man.
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destiny would be my own choice. you must choose between life and games. and if you choose life. then you must also accept that there will be limits to what you can do in games. for example, if you don't have the time to farm atmas in ffxiv, then give up that which takes too much time, if you cannot, then you can't really complain, it's not a game made specifically for those who have lives. plus there are alternatives for those who do. it's one or the other. simple concept of gaming that nobody seems to understand.
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Simultaneous. Trust me it's possible... especially during PVP.
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Girl friend and sex comes first. However, there's no reason you can't get a couple of hours in before you visit her. You have the next 10 years to play Destiny. Three weeks from now the fact that you got off to a slow start on day one wont even matter, if that long.
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You can't have sex with a video game. And if you can, then that's a problem and you should consider natural male enhancement. Here's what's gonna happen if you choose Destiny over sex: intercourse will be guaranteed NOT to happen for a LONG while.
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What size TV does she have? You could always smuggle your console into her place in a backpack give her what she wants then when she falls asleep hook up the console and play, but I guess this only works if you ordered the digital copy.
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Have her roleplay as a Hunter. Best of both worlds my friend.
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Edited by DarnedNut: 9/7/2014 11:16:37 PMNo offence but are you stupid? I'd take a girlfriend over Destiny anyday, GF Booty is alot better than Videogame Booty and it's actually real.. Unless she has plastic surgery on her Booty but still take the Booty and she will play music with you're flooty, Trust me theres a big chance if you choose a videogame over you're GF then you might as well be a virgin lol
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go pick up the game then go to her place
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3 RepliesI'd say sex, but destiny only releases one time.
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I would say (ok babe see you tomorrow)
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1 ReplyMy plan is to play Destiny while having coitus. :D
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Edited by Azhidal: 9/7/2014 11:14:59 PMgirl from the el passo beans comercials,"why not both?" everyone else,"HUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" ~EDIT but seriously pick the sex, and make it last man. like at least 7 times with her before you actually go to sleep and 2 more times once you wake up. :) cant last that long? drink like 6, 6 hour energies and 2 red bulls
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Sex. Obvs.
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I told everyone I know, Gilrfriend included that I am occupied this week. I took a week off work. I WILL not be doing anything but Destiny this week. PERIOD. Any girl that would complain about it I would kick to the curb. My Gf however is cool with it.
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2 RepliesI'd make a deal for both, she agree's to watch me play and or play with me for a bit, and we'll watch a movie and cuddle a bit after. Why chose one when you can try to have both :P Course my fiancee lives with me, so I never have to make that decision.
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If you can't make both happen you really suck at life and should feel bad. Just sayin' ; )
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2 RepliesCoitus. Games are forever. Sex is only when they're in the mood.
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Why not both?
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The second, of course if you're really skilled, both :p
