Hey flood, meet my girlfriend, Jill. We spend a lot of time together and generally have a great time. Especially when the light goes out. Sometimes she lets me watch porn and then she goes down on me. I'm really love her. You guys jelly? You got girlfriends of your own? Pics or didn't happen though. >inb4 hands cannot be girlfriends: tell that to the guy who tried to marry the eiffeltower. >>inb4 OP can't inb4: it's too late. It has already happened.