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Edited by Jphn_33:
8/22/2014 5:24:10 AM
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I'm 70% sure that...
My roommate is fapping.
The only thing is that it sounded like he was just pressing backspace a ton on his phone. That, and the sound was so fast that I cringed just thinking about it.
Wat do Flood, wat do?
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13 RepliesFap louder to assert your dominance.
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Do itttttttt!!!!!
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Encourage him! [spoiler]jk, walk in and throw stuff at him, and yell, " The power of Christ compels you![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesFAP TO IT.... OR RUN IN ON HIM AND JUMP ON HIM
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Synchronize your fap with his.
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[spoiler]circlejerk[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesBurst through the door, grab his dick, shove it up your anus, and say "PUSH HARDER"!!! (Lol)
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1 ReplyText him that you saw everything.
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1 ReplyRun away and never go back
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6 RepliesTell your friend that you jizzed while listening and wait for his reaction
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4 RepliesPlot twist, his fapping sounds like the backspace because he is a robot :0
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Turn on the light and say do you want help with that.
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1 ReplyYou must, I repeat, MUST blare Take On Me. Now. Right now.
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1 ReplyHave a fapping competition.
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2 RepliesPut on some loud ass Gangnam Style!
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 8/23/2014 6:52:25 AM1. Walk into room 2. See if he's masturbating 3. (In case he is) say in casual voice "ok I thought you were, just wanted to make sure" 4. (In case he isn't) say "oh I thought you were masturbating." Then in quizzical voice "why aren't you" 5. Walk out
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1. Go to Walmart 2. Buy pepper spray and then go back to your dorm 3. Go to your roomate and pull out your pepper spray 4. ????? 5. PROFIT!!!!!!!!1!!!one
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The suggestions on this thread are -blam!-ing hilarious... 10/10-IGN
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1 Replyif you cant beat em, join em [spoiler]get it?[/spoiler] [spoiler]beat em[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesheadphones?
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Get over there and help him
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2 RepliesWalk in on him to make him feel crazy uncomfortable.
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Oh god that's terrible 0.0
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Take a video. Porn sites pay serious money for that stuff man.
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1 ReplyHow fast? Like can we get an example?
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Arouse him by moaning
