I will either accept or reject and tell you why.
[b]Context:[/b] I am that [i]one[/i] person you always wanted to ask out. You are standing on my porch and you just rang the door bell.
Most used pick-up line so far - "eyy bbeh wan sum fuk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
It doesn't work on me, sorry.
PS: I'm a guy and this thread is made strictly for fun. In reality, I would never reject anyone. (͡ᕤ ͜ʖ ͡ᕦ)
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I don't roll like that, bruh.
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We'll bang, ok?
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Edited by Rater: 8/19/2014 3:27:53 PMWanna go out?[spoiler]you're 10/10[/spoiler]
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We'll bang okay?
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I say, don't you know You say, you don't know I say Take Me Out
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-rings doorbell- Roses are red, Your pizza is hot, Lets get naked
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Think of the possibilities! Im a NovaStorm, your a Fatherly Nick!
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I won't -blam!- you. Let's go bowling
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Hey. [spoiler]I swallow. [/spoiler]
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I'll take you to McDonalds on a razor scooter and give you dick tax?
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I drive a lamb
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ayy mang u wan sum fuk?
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Edited by BlueEyesWhitePrivilege: 8/19/2014 3:50:03 PMthere's something on your face
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I know thing wing place out on the 313, treat you to a faygo and some wings? :3
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/19/2014 3:42:15 PM*Plays hard to get* Sorry I'm not interested, let's just be friends... *Smiles*
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*automatically gets rejected due to failed flag check*
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I feel as though I wouldn't have a chance, given the time zone difference and the whole I live on the other side of the world thing. But say you magically appeared here, we could sightsee, if you're into that sort of thing, then go to a local place for food.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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*strokes hair* Hey. You wanna go out?
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Let's go have dinner, it'll be fun!
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I won't try. Why am I even posting here?
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[b] [/b]
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Dos this rag smells like cloroform to you?
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I have some Miracle Whip. [spoiler]I hear it feels great when applied to the skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Roses are red[/spoiler][spoiler]violets are blue[/spoiler][spoiler]I have a gun[/spoiler][spoiler]get in the van[/spoiler]