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8/16/2014 10:32:14 PM
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Bungie's Solution to Please Everyone

Here's how Bungie can fix Destiny to please the masses: Split them into two separate games!! For the world exploring, Darkness slaying Guardians there will be World of Destiny. Space Dwarves, Orcs, Tigermen and Unicorns will be made into playable races. You'll be able to explore every inch of every planet in the solar system and their moons! Also, Warlocks will get shoulder mounted fireworks launchers for their class items! For the elitist MLGers there will be Call of Destiny! The four maps from the beta will be available at launch and every month one more will be made available as $10 DLC add on pack. What's more is that for full retail price of $60 you can get a brand new game with the same content on a steady annual release! Private matches, kill streak bonuses, and quick scoping will all be available at launch. An interactive leaderboard ranking system will allow players to monitor the growth of their personal e-penis and compare them to their clan mates and rivals!

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