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bastage

Edited: 8/10/2014 1:53:49 AM
There he is, Biosmiley thought as Space Cat walked through the door. He waited until he sat down with his coffee to decide what to do. He looked up and saw a big crane carrying a huge cargo container above the café. Perfect. Mr Kay and Rain sat inside the café, sipping coffee and talking, when Mr Kay noticed the barrel of a sniper overlooking the café from a building. "THE SNIPER!" said Mr Kay. "Come on! We've got to catch him before he kills someone!" The two ran outside. They were no more than 15 feet from the café when they heard a huge explosion behind them that flung them forward. The building was engulfed by flames. You could barely see a cargo container in the flames. That bastage, thought Rain. They ran to the building. Biosmiley was laughing out loud. That was great. His laughing stopped when he heard footsteps behind him. "You're too late," he said. "What are you going to do about it?" "You'll pay for this," said Mr Kay. Bio didn't say anything. His tin foul hat glimmered in the sun. He pulled a button from his pocket. "No, don't!" said Rain. He pressed it. A loud rumble occurred, and the Infinity game through the atmosphere at full speed, guarded by unicorns. To the east a huge ogre, 200 feet tall, rose out of the ground, pounding it's chest. Mr Kay smiled. He and Rain then turned into Elites. A covenant mother ship came out of the sky at the west. Banshees flew above them. Unicorns shot at them. The traveler came from the sky and Guardians joined the fight. All over the city was a free for all- Guardians, Spartans, and the covenant- were all fighting. The ogre released a massive fart that destroyed a quarter of the city. The Infinity was destroyed and crashed. The unicorns pushed through the banshees and began shooting at the Traveler. "It's over!" yelled Biosmiley, he pulled out his sniper and jumped in the air, turned 360 degrees, and quickscoped Mr Kay before he landed. Rain reacted, forming a huge rain cloud made out of his anger. The city was in flames. Rain pulled out his sword and charged at Biosmiley. Bio countered his attack and sent him to the ground. "It's over!" yelled Biosmiley. "You already said that!" This made Bio hesitate which allowed for Rain to cut off his arm. Bio screamed. Rain laughed. The traveler and the covenant mothership collided on either end of the Ogre, which caused a huge explosion that wiped out the city. THE END.

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