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Dabsta

Dabsta

8/9/2014 11:21:12 PM
Tell all your Destiny Jokes here! So a Hunter, Titan, and a Warlock were all getting ready for a big race! The goal was to see who could race around the Last City of Man first! So they all got set, took their mark, and Took off! The Hunter and Warlock quickly left the Titan in their wake, as they blasted around the city on their bikes. As those two finished their lap, they saw the Titan looking rather frustrated and laying on the starting line. As they approached he got up and revealed large spot of blood on his armor. Worried for their friend they rushed to him asking if he was ok. "I'm fine" bellowed the pissed off Titan. "I just don't understand how the hell you two were so fast!" He then turned to the Hunter and demanded "How'd you do that?" The hunter replied, "I summoned my Sparrow, I jumped on my Sparrow, and I raced around the City." The Titan, even more mad than before, pointed at the Warlock and demanded again, "And how'd you do it???" The Warlock said, "I summoned my Sparrow, I jumped on my Sparrow, and I raced around the City." The Warlock continued "Titan, my friend, what did you do?" The Titan, frustrated and brimming with rage shouted "I summoned my SPARROW, I jumped on my SPARROW, and that I crushed the little -blam!-er."

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