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8/7/2014 1:10:03 AM
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how do you become ninja?
Every once in awhile i see users with ninja in orange next to there name. How do I get this? I need it.
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10 RepliesYou might find [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/65130083/0/0/1]this post[/url] informative.
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1 Replyblew your chance bud.
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1 ReplyForum Ninjas are selected on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar. If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie’s mop closet.
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4 Replies[quote]How do I get this? I need it.[/quote] Good heavens why?
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1 ReplySteps to Ninjahood: 1. Climb Mt.Everest 2. Beat Halo 1-3 on Legendary in one day. 3. Get to the highest level on Halo: Reach in one week 4. Embrace Marty as your new god. 5. Don't question Step 4. 6. Fight a pirate. 7. 7 is now your favorite number 8. Don't be a douche 9. Fight Lord Achronos 10. Lose that fight with Achronos
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Its so easy, I put it in the spoiler to hide it [spoiler] [You need a Bungie® Secondclass Premium membership to view this comment] [/spoiler]
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Learn parkour at the highest level. Learn how to use martial arts and a katana. Create smoke bombs, Get someone to create you a legitimate ninja costume. Go to Asia and learn. Get shurikans. Learn another fighting style. Get a matte car thats quiet. Learn how to use the darkness to your advantage. Improve your reflexes. Pay close attention to your environment. Learn how to use suppressed weapons. Talk in a batman voice. Your officially a ninga.
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Pose as a simple farmer but kill Samurai with your tools.
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[quote]How do I get this? I need it.[/quote] You've pretty much killed your chances with those two sentences.
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Intense indifference towards the organization and general wellbeing of this forum.
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You become a TRUE shinobi by killing off anyone who dishonored your clan and retrieve the Dark Dragon Blade from the hands of evil. [-_-]~
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1 ReplyLol I remember when I PM'd a Ninja and he gave me the list of objectives that claptrap gives you in BorderLands2
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1 ReplyEdited by DTL: 8/7/2014 1:55:46 AMFirst, your family has to be kidnapped by ninjas. This will force you to seek out an old ninja master posing as a car salesman in New Jersey. After first refusing to train you, the old master reconsiders after he witnesses you save a young girl from a pack of thugs. You spend the next 15 years in what can only be called torturous nightmare of a training facility until the day comes that you finally beat your master in battle. Looking at you with pride.. the master nods and walks off into the sunset. He can teach you no more. You take off at this exact moment, longing to finally free your family. Through the gates of the ninja dojo. Slicing and dicing all that stand in your way, until you arrive at the doors of the prison. Here you meet your greatest foe. What used to be your son is now a hulking beast of a man. He no longer recognizes you and he grunts in rage as his massive war hammer crashes down toward you. You try to reason with him, but that only enrages him further. You duck and dodge, trying desperately to avoid his fury while not harming him yourself. Exhausted.. and knowing that he will kill you.. you're forced to swing your blade and take the life of your little boy. With his last breath, you hear him utter "You left us here to die, father. I was the only one left..." He knew you the whole time.. and you killed him. Only then can you be prepared to face the tests that being a Bnet ninja will bring. You're not prepared.
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Your selected At A young age, kidnapped from your parents. You're put threw hard training. Your Ninja body has been augmented to make you faster and stronger. Ninja's never die they're just missing in action
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Do you even know what they are? You don't need it.
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1 ReplyOffer your allegiance to a shogun.
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It's a long and asinine process, and let me tell you now, the training is hard.
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Ask Recon. Repeatedly. I think 300 messages should work.
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4 RepliesEdited by afanoflafear: 8/7/2014 1:33:54 AMDuring BUNGiE.old Achronos promoted a few members each year who: * Posted in a sensible and intelligent manner * Never used the [i]n[/i] word Not sure how it works now.
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1 ReplyCount to 10. It's that easy. What are you waiting for?
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[url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=27842439&postRepeater1-p=1]Consult this thread.[/url]
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10 RepliesSuck dick. Many, [i]many[/i] dicks.
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Ninja becomes you.
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I regret to inform you, but you already disqualified yourself.
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2 RepliesDoes anyone know where the ninja even are?
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2 RepliesLots of head. [i]Lots.[/i]
