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Edited by bastage: 1/1/2015 12:08:47 AM
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WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little booger? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Flood, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on #Destiny, and I have over 300 confirmed troll threads. I am trained in trolling warfare and I’m the top troll in the entire Floodian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Desticle. I will wipe you the frick out with bait the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my frickin' words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff over the Flood? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trolls across the Flood and your threads are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sanity. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be in any thread, at anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic bait. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling, but I have access to the entire trolling guide of the Floodian Army Troll Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable self off the face of the site you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

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  • ayy lmao

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  • I think I have seen this about 8 times today

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  • Microwave it

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  • Nu don hurt me plez.

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  • I just said it was a nice day ._.

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    • What did thou just sayest about meself, thou yellow-bellied hound? I shall inform thee that I am imployed in the top ranks of the Inquisition, and I have taken part in most numerous cladestine battles against sinners, and I have slain over 300 heretics. I am most educated in the knightly ways and the Lord boasts of my ability to kill. Thou art naught but a peasant and another heretic in my eyes. I will slay thee with most deadly force and thy blood shall flow like rain on this Earth, hark to my words. Dost thou believe thee can freely send me these letters via messenger on horseback? Thou would doest well to mull upon it a second time, peasant. As my quill scrabbles on this paper, I am alerting the Inquistion all over Europe and thou shall be executed accordingly. Thou would doest well to begin repenting, lad. I can find thee wherever thou goest, and I can slay thee in a million ways with nothing but my hands. I am not only most trained in combat with no weapons, I also have access to thousands of men with extensive training of their own and I will deploy them with orders to burn and pillage thy village, thou insolent little disease. If only thou hadst known the wicked requital that thy “snide” insult was about to bring upon thee, mayhap thou would hast watched thy foul tongue. Alas, thou did not, and now, thou shall be punished at the hands of justice, thou tottering moron. I will defecate mine rage all over thee, and thou will suffocate in my fury. Thou art as well as executed, lad.

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      • What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that's just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the United States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment was about to bring down upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

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      • What the heck did you just fricking say about me, you little fricker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the heck'nd grade, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on stock photo websites with 3d emoticon graphics, and I have over 300 instances where I just didn't give a heck. I am trained in hecking people up and I’m the top heckraiser in the entire Heckoslovakia armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will heck you the frick up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, motherhecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of heckers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fricker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heck you up in over seven hundred ways, and that's when I'm not even giving a heck. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hecking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Heckoslovakia military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little fricker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dang tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gosh dang idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.

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      • ONII CHAAN

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      • Dam u str8 babygurl

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      • Perfect

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      • Who the füçk says fricking any more?

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        • Ah threatening to kill a kid ? Dude really ? I'll smack u around and give u BACK to your mother

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        • Dam u str8 babygurl

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          • Hey i just sead my sandwitch box could of used more pickles :}

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          • I said you're sexy [spoiler]bae[/spoiler]

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          • It looks like we're playing Borderlands because we've got a badass over here. [spoiler]I've been waiting so long to use this.[/spoiler]

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            • wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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            • boomp

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            • But I thought..... [spoiler]:'( [/spoiler]

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            • All I said is you seem like an funny guy and I enjoyed talking to you. I'm sorry I guess

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            • I mean... What the Frick!!! -that one angry sonic kid

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              • Nu bby nutt lyk dis :(

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              • Edited by Fletch: 1/1/2015 12:12:36 AM
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              • [quote]Frick[/quote] #thatangrysonickid

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