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Edited by Hectix_99:
7/27/2014 2:26:41 AM
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Post your jokes here⬇️
Alright they can be whatever you want them to be just be careful on what you say, you may be banned.
What Runs Faster Then The Speed Of Light?[spoiler][i]A Jew With A Coupon[/i][/spoiler]
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If you spill cleaner fluid, is it a mess?
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Jokes are for jokes.
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3 Replies[quote]a Jew with a coupon[/quote] I think a Nigerian with a McDonald's voucher would go a little faster
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Liberals.
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4 RepliesOne time i met a guy [spoiler]he was hit by a bus and died[/spoiler] And then he [spoiler]Flew off a cliff and exploded[/spoiler] Of course, after that he [spoiler]shook the base of the cliff so hard, he shook an entire bus full of kittens/puppies down to the base of the cliff. That bus also has a 700 megaton payload nuke on it.[/spoiler] Inevitibly, what happens next is [spoiler]The shockwave from that caused yellowstone to prematurely erupt, making a nuclear winter all across the globe. Killing thousands of millions of people.[/spoiler] And then the next part is a little hard to belive, but, [spoiler]Aliens were talking to mr.president on national TV, making peace treaties. When yellowstone erupted, the aliens saw it as an attack, so now they're mad at us and trying to kill off humanity.[/spoiler] And thats why we're sitting in a cave with no clothes on, and waiting for the end of humanity to come.
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Women's rights.
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1 ReplyWomen's rights.
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1 ReplyEdited by Agent Space Wolf: 7/27/2014 11:03:03 PM[quote]OP [quote]What you mean by OP? You think "Over Powered" is Funny? [quote]Origami Penis[/quote] [/quote] [b][i][u]Oh my DeeJ[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]Gasping for air[/spoiler]
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How do you get a Jewish girls number? Tell her to roll up her sleeve.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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I went to a zoo once there was only 1 dog [spoiler]it was a shitzu[/spoiler]
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Obama
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The OP.
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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 7/28/2014 9:41:45 AMWhat did one Ethiopian say to the other Ethiopian? [spoiler]nothing, they had both died of starvation[/spoiler] Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? [spoiler]no one has told him that he's black yet[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? [spoiler]one dead baby nailed to ten trees[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Shdooby: 7/27/2014 9:14:08 AMA man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits patiently for his drink, he notices a man with a rather big orange head sitting at a table across the room. The man asks the bartender, "What's his story?", and the bartender tells him that if he buys the man a drink, he may just tell him. So the man appoaches the fellow with the big orange head, and offers to buy him a drink. The man thanks him generously and asks him if he would like to know the story behind his big orange head. Of course, the man says yes. So the story begins, this man was walking on the beach, when he stubbed his toe on a strange gold lamp. He picked up the lamp, and rubbed the dust off to reveal a nice shine, and coincidentally a magical genie. The genie tells him he now has three wishes, and asks him what he would like as his first wish. The man asks to be rich, so his bank accounts were filled with money. The man then asks to be very desirable, so the man becomes surrounded by woman. The man with the big orange head takes a sip from his newly acquired beer. "Now this is where I believe I everything went wrong, my third wish was for a big orange head".
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A man walks into a bar end of joke
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10 RepliesTitanfall
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7 RepliesDestiny.
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Edited by Armored Panda: 7/27/2014 3:23:22 AMWhat do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!
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Edited by Noir: 7/27/2014 8:05:46 AMTwo china men walk into a bar the bar man asks "Why the same face?"
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Two Asian men walk by, and they're like "Oyan Simme cal keke huhuebueheuehueyeheeu"
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I'm guessing there will be a storm of dead baby jokes.
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Hm.. Sheogorath to the hero: Taste the sausage!
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Why did the chicken crossed the road?? To get the cock
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4 Replies[quote]OP[/quote]
