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Edited by Snackbar:
7/24/2014 8:17:18 AM
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cheasy pick up lines
I got one
You ask: can you spell me?
She says: M-E-
You say: you forgot the D
She says: there's no D in me
You say:there will be one
English
#Offtopic
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Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty..
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"Hi little girl. Want some candy?"
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You have really pretty eyes, they remind of stars. If I could, I'd put them in the night sky and make them the brightest stars so I could look at them all night.
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Here's a good one used this one for years before married I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
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Babe let's play cop and robber. You be the robber and I'll handcuff you tonight, beat the shit outta you, -blam!- you, then ditch the body in the woods. So whatcha say you fine ass bitch?
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2 RepliesDid you fall from heaven? Cause your face is f**ked up
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Are you google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
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Ayyy gurl are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world.
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Did u come from heaven cuz ur the only 10 I see
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ayy gurl, are you a beaver? Cause dam.
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Roses are red Grass is green Play with my pp And I'll fiddle yo bean
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Edited by Zumziealpha: 10/18/2014 11:00:32 PMGot any Bisquick mix? 'Cause I make the meanest -blam!-in' pancakes ;)
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Edited by afanoflafear: 7/24/2014 8:19:24 AMIs heaven missing an angel because - have sex with me.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I f[u]u[/u]cked your mother Now can I f[u]u[/u]ck you?
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2 Replies[quote]Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe. I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying… [/quote] Works every time.
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3 Replies"I'll spread your legs like nutella"- Camnator
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4 RepliesIf you jingle my bells I promise you a white Christmas
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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2 RepliesEdited by d 6d7565727465: 7/25/2014 8:31:12 AMDid you just fart? Because you blew me away.
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1 ReplyRoses are red Weed is greener I think of you When I touch my wiener
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Do you have a band aid? I just cut my knee falling for you.
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Flood is the suave board.
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2 RepliesDo you have a phone book in your back pocket, cause that booty callin' me!!!
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Girl, are you a fire alarm? Because you are loud and annoying
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4 Replies"I would burry my dick so far into your ass that if someone could pull it out they would be crowned king Arthur" Fun fact it actually worked
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3 RepliesI like the way your sweater looks when it's not covering your butt.
