I can write badass, cryptic blog posts, too. I challenge you to a duel--if you win, you keep your job at Bungie. If I win, I keep your job at Bungie.
I already spoke to the top brass, they're on board.
RULES:
1. You don't talk about the Crucible.
2. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRUCIBLE.
3. We both write a story about our day, leaving out major spoilers (of course) and dressing up the mundane details in punchy, epic thunder babble, leaving a chem-trail of majestic warrior justice and Exo grease tears in our wake.
4. The community will decide the victor, Caesar-style.
And when I sit down at your desk next Monday, I will salute your contributions to this long campaign by dedicating a deep, thoughtful mail sack question to whatever topic you want to ask me about.
I await your response.
[i][insert gauntlet throwdown gif here][/i]
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If I encounter a wild Deej in the tall grass, I'll make sure to upload however much of it the PS4 will let me, win or lose.
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Edited by iLLahGorilla: 7/22/2014 5:49:32 AMPlease make this an event that guardians could watch from the tower! A giant screen and some placed throughout tower featuring Wushuchachi vs DeeJ would more than epic! Actually you should make that a thing screens featuring live random crucible matches! (If possible) [spoiler]Let's get this idea some attention if you agree. Come on DeeJ I know you're watching. [/spoiler]
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*pulls up chair*
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We'll settle this in the Crucible.
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This challenge seems to be for the ps4 wich i got NO access to for few years *broke haha*.. But i am betting my imaginary money on Deej, Hope man you would swing by ps3 servers at some point once the game is released :(
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you just talked about the Crucible twice. #fail
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So who won!!!
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I'd be lying if I told any of you I didn't squeal a little bit when I read this. I [i]have[/i] to see this.
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You heard it here people Warlock on Warlock madness @ The Crucible this time Wednesday! Who's gonna win?
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if no1 is making popcorn let me know ill share mine w the ladies :)
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The end it coming the gods will come and collect your soul @.@ and world domination will be there's
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MY MONEY IS ON DEEJ
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Watch out for Nova in the face..!
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I swear if he accepts I'm gonna laugh my -blam!-ing ass off
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Sound more like fighting club
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Lmao.
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Oh man you're gonna get served. DeeJ is gonna bury you bro. XD
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You are going to witness dev hacks
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Pfft, blaaahahaha...
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I don't agree with anti deej sentiment but this was well done and witty, I chuckled so I liked.
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You are a clown
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New to the forum, but I find this amusing. From what I've seen of DeeJ, he's got you spanked =P Entertaining and amusing, nonetheless.
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when voting begins, can there be an Urk option?... Urk always wins by default.
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Hahaha this is priceless bro!!! Nice laugh!!
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This thread sucks Sergeant Major
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Yes, just Yes!