Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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go play mario
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Hahah this is beautiful, thank you
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I think this post needs to be pinned lmao
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Edited by Sarah: 7/20/2014 7:42:39 PM10/10
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Good one lol.
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This made me smile. gg.
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Can someone please send me a destiny beta code for ps4 eu please my email is marvinosei@hotmail.de
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I think having bicycles could actually be fun. On first light, big fights going on, explosions everywhere, and then faintly in the distance... ring ring... as a titan cycles past, ringing his little bike bell.
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I actually would like to see the confetti bomb. That 'll be something worth the while.
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The only thing broken is the frame pacing, over the top ugly motion blur & the crap hit indicator.
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I second the Fist Of Happiness
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Please make changes soon.
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Good stuff. But i am actually having troubles connecting. Smh.
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"It's over powered because it kills me" lol. Wouldn't be much fun if it didn't.
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Edited by PainKiller 42x: 7/20/2014 7:59:03 PMEven the name evokes way too much emotion. Destiny. No way man, lets call it Chalkboard. Nothing exciting ever happened on a chalkboard. Also, scrap all of the aforementioned ideas and change it to ice-cream cone lick simulator. That's my kind of game.
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Looks like someone had a bad day :/
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Rickshas or tandem bikes for CTF, or at least gives us pegs.
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"Bro-fist your enemy" Hahaha
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Your sir are my hero haha
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Edited by Bloodylaser: 7/20/2014 8:10:27 PMYes I can ride a bicycle. :) [spoiler][/spoiler]JK
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Lol. All AI will serve balanced ice cream.
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Me like.
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Legendary post.
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Edited by breedlove: 7/20/2014 8:31:29 PMYou're in the right head space for September 9th :)
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Edited by PuppySmell: 7/20/2014 8:47:37 PMYou are amazing "#stopwhinning" XD too perfect