Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Top kek.
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You're too funny, Tyger-- but apparently a lot of these peeps are still in a.m. PST and haven't had their morning coffee yet. ;) DeeJ caught it though. ;)
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What about the Vex and Cabal? Do they not need converting? What about The Hive and their witchery?
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Hello, Tyger.
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LoL great irony man :D they should go play the "pew pew pew" games and shut up if they dislike so much this wonderful game ;)
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Edited by Mandingo: 7/20/2014 7:05:04 PMmost of them are wrong, some are right, DeeJ and Bungie don't really care about negative feedback like we all witness with the Alpha/Beta date announcement stop being a moron
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I can ride a bicycle with no handlebars, no handlebars!
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Sends the wrong message to children??? Nice Trolling you did there...
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lol...turn the devil walker into a wabbit that shoots carrots.
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[quote]I guess I don't know what sarcasm is so I firmly apologize lol this is some funny $&@&[/quote]
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Sepiks Prime into a harmless glow in the dark beach ball.
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Wow, This is the best idea ever, Bungie do what this man says! NAOW!
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FPS are too hard make it a 2D platform so it works with the PS controller. Bungie is always catering to xbox gamers.
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Amen.
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This I just beautiful
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Just make Destiny a Viva Piñata sequel
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First off - love the post. Thanks for the PARODY. I don't know why some others failed to miss it. Destiny is, by far, one of the most difficult FPS I've ever played. I am literally 10 pounds lighter because my nether regions have been completely cut off, wrapped in pretty paper, and given back to me with a heaping dose of "You suck." And I love it that way. I think that too many games cater to the person that is not willing to invest the time into it to develop the skills necessary to excel. Only one person actually gets to win a race. It's designed this way to force the rest of us to stop being mediocre and ramp up our race skills. Same here. I'm not a FPS master - I've gotten old and my 'twitch" no longer works so well. However, I will be extremely disappointed if the game is "dumbed down". To the victor go the spoils, and this game belongs in the hands of the frothy FPSer just as it is!
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Wow...you, my good man, are a true hero and a scholar. You win the internet for today.
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bro do mind its the beta and nova bomb was made to disintegrate enemys on contact and any fool that stays that close would surly die it showed it even in the trailer and the golden gun is not op its just as much the the nova bomb but this super weapon requires skill and not some ground pound move and the fists are just ok your just new to the game and getting whipped by higher ranks and all your suggestion nor bungie or treyark would ever even take into consideration so please reconsider actions and bungiee and others could have easily made this a m rated game but they wanted every one to get the destiny experience . So may the travelers light lead you through the darkness. btw if you are a guy which it is highly unlikely you need to calm down and leave the forums please no one here wants hate on destiny
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lol this made me giggle
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Edited by LogicalHuman: 7/20/2014 7:32:16 PMConvert Fallen? Done.
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This post amused me. The replies.... scared me.
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I got to say, I've been more than a little skeptical before the Beta. Now I can't wait to get on.
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Can't wait for pillow fight simulator
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go play mario