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3/28/2014 1:19:32 AM
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White House Petition for Alaska to join Russia.
30,000+ people have signed a [url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN]White House Petition[/url] for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia.
This deserves a big fat N for [i]Never gonna happen.[/i]
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4 RepliesI can't help but notice many of the people signing it aren't from Alaska... >_>
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4 RepliesDoes the White House even take these petitions seriously?
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1 ReplyYes. Because then Russia can drill Alaska for oil and we can invade our former state for that oil we refused to use in the first place. It's BRILLIANT!
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Yeah, let's just give Texas back to Mexico while we're at it.
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1 ReplyHow crazy do you have to be to want to join Russia?
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Alaska would that really worry you
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1 ReplyHow many of those "signatures" do you think we're made by Russian government employees?
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3 RepliesWell, technically, Alaska did belong to Russia. If Putin could do what he did in South Ossetia and Crimea by flooding in Russian immigrants, I am sure he could annex it too if he wanted.
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Only problem is that if the White House denies this, Putin will spin it around as proof that ethnic Russians in Alaska are being oppressed and will pull another Crimea. [spoiler]Semi-joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if RT takes this and runs with it.[/spoiler]
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Out of all the states to leave, Alaska is the last I'm worried about. No offense.
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LOL. Why would anyone want to join Russia?
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Could we do this for Florida?
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But muh hunting!
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1 ReplyOP is making a secret message.
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Edited by Mad Max: 3/28/2014 1:26:51 AMThere's an "I can see Russia from my house" joke in there somewhere.
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Lolrite B/c we'd love to just hand the ruskies all that oil.
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Palin still lives there right? I support this action.
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Trade Ukraine for Alaska?
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^Obama's response sans the last part
