When I'm done taking a satisfyingly large bowel movement and flush the toilet, as I watch my large stool spiral downwards into the watery depths I like to imagine the shit as a ship being taken under and breaking apart to pieces whilst as does my feces, and the softer, smaller pieces of shit specs as poor helpless passengers strewn into the whirlpool of death. It makes watching my shit being flushed just that much more entertaining.
So what do you like to imagine as you watch your shit being flushed down the toilet? Does it change when you have diarrhea or constipation? Share so we all may indulge into your creative imaginations.
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Shitpost
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I try to walk and talk and just seem like in those epic slow mo scenes in the movies
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I shut the lid before flushing, don't imagine anything
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