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1/27/2014 4:58:44 PM
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ITT: Things we're not supposed to tell Americans
I'll start,
>Straight-A Chinese transfer students failed school in China and their families were deported as a result
>North Korea is actually a popular vacation spot for most of the world, disguised as a corrupt closed-borders dictatorship to keep Americans out
>American Politics is a popular reality tv series in Europe, in which several contestants compete to convince the American populace that they're good-natured people while trying to amass the highest salary.
inb4NSAdeletesthread
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Is it bad that I somewhat believe some of this?
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1 ReplyMexico is actually a beautiful, peaceful country that had mild climates and majestic geography. Also, it is rich in resources and has fertile farmland, but is disguised as a land full of corruption and gangs to keep the 'Murcians from invading.
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Edited by A Forum Cop: 2/3/2014 1:59:55 AM[quote] >North Korea is actually a popular vacation spot for most of the world, disguised as a corrupt closed-borders dictatorship to keep Americans out [/quote] There's places in the Caribbean that a are great vacation resorts, but the resorts have to be protected by armed guards because of the rampant crime. Vacation spot =/= good country.
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IMPOSIBRU
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2 Replies>how tasty Kinder Eggs are
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3 Replies[quote]>Straight-A Chinese transfer students failed school in China and their families were deported as a result[/quote]I could almost believe that tho
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[quote]North Korea[/quote] Couldn't finish, I was laughing too hard
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I thought you meant ITT technical institute. Those commercials are full of crap
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Now is this all true?
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I'm sorry I can't hear you over my freedom
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Several countries already have colonies on the moon, with plans for colonization of Mars beginning later this year. Also, the International Space Station is actually the set of the award winning reality TV series, "Living With an American: Space Edition."
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I'm entertained at this thread, please don't let it die!
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Nascar sux
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Texas women are as sweet as our Texas Tea.
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According to South Park the whole world is a reality show. SO HA!
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7 RepliesI think the biggest thing that we can't tell them is, well, actually, even if we tell them, they cover up their ears and scream to the wind, is, drum roll please...... [spoiler]They wouldn't need so many guns if everybody just straightened all their shit out. That and the laws around them are outdated as shit and have little to no context in modern day society, and are, in reality, used as a flawed excuse.[/spoiler]
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there is currently a revolution going on in eastern europe.
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class is actually a really big deal, you guys
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4 RepliesCanada secretly controls Al-Qaeda and was behind 9/11.
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The rest of the world is already in the future and has hoverboards. They just haven't caught up yet.
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1 ReplyEdited by carpet brain: 1/27/2014 8:26:53 PMMing = blown Also, I'll be back. I'm going on vacation.
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The tinfoil yanks were right!
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10 RepliesYou think we didn't really know that? FYI, we're actually almost entirely weight lifters over here. The tubbies you see on TV, and the great American Obesity Crisis? We made that up for lulz. We wheel out the ones who are medically obese for those stories. Also, every one of us is actually a genius. Our average IQ looks like a phone number. We just put on these airs so you guys won't move here. After the great migrations to America after the war we realized we had to do something. It was this or close our borders, and we're not dickish enough to do that.
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As an American, I believe all of this
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There is no tea in England. China took it all in 1066. Nice of them to leave the scones though.
