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1/3/2014 1:41:24 AM
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How would you design the Human body?
[b][u][i]NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RELIGIOUS THREAD[/i][/u][/b]
The idea for this thread starts at around 4:00.
I've thought of this question before, and after watching this video, it's really gotten me thinking, [i]"How would I have designed the Human body?"[/i]
After some thought, however, I have no idea how I'd change it around, or how I would have even begun to do it differently.
So I ask you, Flood. How would you have designed, or how would you [i]redesign[/i], the Human body?
[u]This can be however you can think of doing it:
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>Where would you put certain body parts?
>Which body parts would you leave out?
>What kind of body parts would you add?
>Would you just change our external appearance?
>How would you arrange, or rearrange, our internal organs?
>Would you add some body parts too look awesome? (internal or external?) Or would you go strictly for functionality, where everything has a purpose? Maybe a bit of both?
Get creative, guys (and girls). Let me hear your ideas on how you would do the Human body.
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3 RepliesAdd a monkey tail and glands that produce a yellow aura
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1 ReplyONE HOLE FOR EVERYTHING, THINK ABOUT IT, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO TAKE CLOTHING OFF FOR ANYTHING, ALL ABOUT ATM, WELL THATS JUST KISSING BITCHES
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2 Repliespenis on the forehead huehuehuehue
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3 Replies"Entertainment system in the middle of a sewage complex."
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2 Replies[b]DICKBUTT[/b]
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2 RepliesMake everyone white.
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2 Replies3 testicles Retractable Penis
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2 RepliesBoobs. Boobs everywhere.
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3 RepliesEdited by m4st3r chi3f: 1/4/2014 7:48:55 PMi would add wings fur i would increase the vision the strengh the hearing i would make us breathe fire i would make our skin tough as metal i would make us able to breathe underwater and i would make us all fabalous and make our dicks shoot lazorz
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3 RepliesEverything upside down. Hue hue hue [spoiler]srsly just have gills on your inner thighs. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWings.
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1 ReplyBigger booties for women.
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4 RepliesEdited by Blacdalf The Nig: 1/4/2014 9:48:39 AMSmaller, less disgusting vaginas More to the back of ankles 2 hearts More protection to the lungs Thicker, more compact muscles More calloused knuckles and whatever the the skin in between the digits of the toes and fingers More protection to the wrists Denser bones [quote]I'd give humans the type of biology that would protect DNA from free radical damage so we would age slower.[/quote] Sharper teeth MORE COLORS FAGGOT (Eyes see more the light spectrum) Joints less susceptible to damage Stronger cartilage Scrotum made of cartilage
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2 RepliesInternal testicles.
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2 RepliesMake everyone have less sex drive so people shut up about it.
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2 RepliesAnus' Anus' Everywhere.
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secondary dick grows on the forehead. Why? because why the -blam!- not?
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2 Repliesi would redirect the intestines to the penis so that men would poop out of it har har har
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2 RepliesI'd make the anus on the face, as to making defection a social matter
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3 RepliesEdited by UphillMercury: 1/4/2014 4:29:32 AMI'd probably rearrange the human body in a similar manner to how I create a creature in Spore: haphazardly and completely disregarding physiology.
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1 ReplyWith chainsaws, that is all.
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10 Replies>spikes tail >rough hard scaly coverings on top of hands >hairless >remove sex drive >asexual reproduction >height increase >denser bones >backup white blood cells to create redundancy and immune system backup >larger heads so that skull can be denser >hard covering on chest area similar to on hands >skin all together becomes more resilient >some sort of gland that regulates lactic acid fermentation so that muscles do not get overworked, maybe by some sort of counter fluid similar to the buffer in your body when acidic substances enter your body through your mouth >potential for denser muscles >larger lungs and in relation, larger chest/upperbody >thicker and longer lower body >wider nostrils I don't know much about anatomy, but this human body sounds ideal for survival.
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2 RepliesI want a Dromeosaur striking claw on the foot. But it has to be made out of magnetically contained Plasma.
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1 Reply[u]Human V.2.0 notes[/u] *Removed Hiccups *Improved Liver, now filters alcohol more efficiently with less danger to health, while still producing drunk effects. *Can consciously control nerves (normally on "autopilot always on"), to reduce pain from fractures and other serious injuries *Removed Appendix, get rid of that shit. *Improved memory part of brain (I hate forgetting where I put things a minute after putting them down!) Overall it's just a tweak here and there rather than a complete overhaul, so to speak.
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3 RepliesJust a giant penis. From head to toe. All penis, all the time.
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3 RepliesI really do like the Krogan evolutionary path. Double up everything and protect what can't be doubled to the best extent possible.
