[u]DETH TRUMPET[/u] [quote]Yisterday, I bot a trumpit off of ebiy for 45 dolars. Wen it arrived at my howz, it wuz a gold trumpit, which wuz werd cuz trumpetz r yooshally sulvir. Wen I tok out teh trumpt, it cummed with blod red valv oil an a corroded mouth piece. i pit teh blod red valve ol into mai trompet an wen i pley et, it spurt blod all ovur mai wal. I went to slep and then i hed a nitemaer about a trompet eatin me aliv. Wen i wok up, a trumboen wuz settin next tu my deth trompet. I went tu teh batroom to hied an tek a big nastee shet. Teh trombpet an trumboen falowd me an tehn they kelld me. teh trombun used itz slide to fuk me in teh assholes and teh trumpot suofucated me. I ded in teh end cuz thatz how i wrot tes creepypasta.[/quote] Runner up: Blood is scary [quote]ONCE APAN A TIME THERE WAZ A BLOODE STRET CALLLLED BLAD TAWN AND IN IT LIVE GAY MGEE WHO LIKED TO RED ABOTU BATS. ONE DAY HE STARTED TO BLOOD ALL OVER HIS SHIRTS AND THEN HIS GRANDMA ATE HIS SKELLETAN AND THEN SHE SCREAMED HIM OUT AND THEN HE WAS REALLY BLOOD THE WHOLE TIME AND HE WAS REALLY HIS GRANDMA WHO WAS RELLY BLOOD, CAUSE SHE WAS OLDE AND SHE THOAT THET SHE LIVED IN URTH bUT REALLLY IT WAS BLOOD LAOND.[/quote]