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8/1/2013 9:14:19 PM
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Who would win in a fight? Satan or Jesus
Yeah, I'm bored. I have to go to a late afternoon business meeting, and I haven't shit to do. So I troll.
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Presumably, Lucifer's body is 80% water. Therefore, Jesus can walk on him, therefore ensuring his victory.
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My money was on Satan before he deliberately lost so he can use the winnings to buy real estate.
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If you're talking about a strictly physical conflict, my money would be on Satan.
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Round 1 initiated.
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2 RepliesI'm guessing you're talking the Biblical concept of them. Is this a physical fight?
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1 ReplyIsn't like half the point of the New Testament that Jesus kicks Satan's ass? Next time do a less predictable matchup, like Satan vs. Batman or something.
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Poll is biased. Satan is listed first. This poll sucks.
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2 RepliesSatan can fly. Jesus can't.
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Satan has fire.
