Balloons make the best condoms. Just get one that's able to fit your d and It shall not break!
It can take shitloads of air so lubricants will not even scratch it.
Yes.
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I'd rather sew up my foreskin -_-
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Latex has smaller pores or whatever. I mean, ever wonder how balloons deflate if you leave them inflated for a day?
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That is the absolute worst idea in the history of contraception. Don't even post that, you're going to get some idiot pregnant.