Don't lick the buns.

It's Burger King. You already have a job if you have an interview.

Looks like I'm too late to help you with this interview, but for subsequent ones... - Dress well. You're a young fella so keep in mind that dressing sharply is a fast way to set yourself apart from your peers, many of whom will literally show up to interviews with those t-shirts that look like a bird hit them and went splat at 70 mph. (I know this because I once worked in a position where I interviewed a lot of minors for jobs and many of them did this.) Put on a button-up dress shirt and nice slacks at least, a tie makes a statement that you are taking this thing seriously and will be professional. - Be attentive and remember the eye contact thing in conversation: when you are talking, you do not stare the other person down, but when they are talking, you look at them in the eyes 90% of the time to show they have your attention. - If they ask you for a weakness, try to give one that you can remedy quickly on the job. You've got any easy one: I am not very experienced. It's fine to come right out and say that if asked, just say that you're eager to learn, too. - Look up some common interview questions online or talk to someone that worked there about their interview. For big companies like BK you can often find the exact questions they're going to ask and you can be ready for them.

Glad you asked! 1. Make eye contact. It is imperative that you do not blink. You'll know you did it right when he breaks eye contact and rolls over to expose his belly in submission. Feel free to rub said belly, if you would like a friendly relationship than the otherwise cold one between alpha and beta. 2. Demonstrate power. You must establish that you can take anyone in the joint in one manner of competition or another. Perhaps you could lift and subsequently flip his desk. Maybe display your strong GI tract by letting a large fart rip (you must be confident, nothing would be more embarrassing than a squeaker, or even worse, a shart). 3. Find/conquer a wench. The above will establish you as the new boss (if it doesn't, you're doing it wrong), so you have a genetic responsibility to spread your seed as far as you can. Remember, as the alpha of the pack, you don't even need to ask. That said, if you plan to take one by surprise, wait until she's not holding boiling oil. Remember, if they claim that they'll get help and/or call the police, you're free to laugh and simply inform them that they must carry your superior offspring for the sake of the tribe.

*typing serious things* *Decides to read OP before posting* [quote]This would be an actual legit job at Burger King.[/quote] *Erases text, posts snarky response*

Bump because I leave in about 15 minutes to go to the interview.