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2/24/2013 1:36:33 AM
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Some dumbass Elite ate my gameboy.
It looks like he swallowed it. I tried to take it from him earlier but he got fussy and I didn't feel like dealing with it. Any suggestions on how to get it back?
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give him a massive amount of laxatives... just don't stand behind him..
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1 ReplyOh noes How will you make fun of console gamers while playing Battlefield 3, now?
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2 RepliesIt was so appetizing! Who would not eat it?
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Alright, I took him to a specialist, and it turns out this stupid piece of shit has been eating everything he can get down his mouth. He just shat out the most bizarre sex toy I've ever seen.
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was it Vien? He eats anything. ;D
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It all depends on what game is in it. If it's a Zelda game, rip him apart. If it's anything else, oh well.
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Edited by Ichthyosaur: 2/24/2013 1:40:37 AMWhat you do, is you get all sexual and shit, and when he's going at it with his jaws, punch him in the gut. Do this quite early on, if your winkie is big enough and still rising it should ping your game boy right back at you.
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Edited by GKR: 2/24/2013 1:41:33 AMWait about 72 hours. Then start [i]digging[/i].
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Let Vien talk to him. Vien will understand.
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Edited by MongotheDread: 2/24/2013 1:38:41 AMVien! Bad Elite! Bad! Down boy! *rips Gameboy out of Vien's mouth* Here you go sir.
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Falcon Punch his stomach. That'll return what's yours. As well as his lunch.
