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2/8/2013 6:00:13 AM
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Why do newborns only smile when they fart?
Nicholas has been surrounded by a sea of sibling faces his whole life (sure it's been only 3 1/2 days, but no one has frowned at him yet) but he only smiles when he farts. It's cute, he gets this look of furious concentration, lefts his knees to his chest, and lets fly. They can be heard across the NICU. The nurses thought it was me until he did it bare assed when they changed his diaper.
This is the only time he smiles. Right after crop using everyone. They don't stink, yet.
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[quote]has been surrounded by a sea of sibling faces his whole life[/quote] [quote] lefts his knees to his chest,[/quote] [quote]Right after crop using everyone.[/quote] You're using an iDevice, aren't you? OT: Farting is a universal joy. His farts won't stink until he begins eating meat or similarly difficult to digest foods.
