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IMABBALLPLAYER

9/25/2007 6:30:58 AM
Especially when you have to make a story using 25 words ranging from ipso facto, to perturb, probity, sublime, callously, effrontery.... Here it is!!! The Greatest Story Ever Told. “Blasphemy!”, cried Revered John when he heard of Abby’s lecherous behavior. It took him a moment to grapple the situation he faced. Abby had always seemed as a girl who went to church and obeyed the churches’ rules. Reverend John was a tall man with a big nose that jutted outwards. He was thinking of what to say next. He tried to avoid his normally contentious behavior to try and talk things out with Abby. The deposition Abby had told Reverend John took quite a bit of gut to tell him. All of a sudden a large and callous rumbling noise and the sound of broken concrete on the street was heard. Everyone’s eyes were transfixed on the buckling concrete, when all of a sudden an immaculately large giant worm with large fangs and blanched skin from being underground popped out from the ground and started remorselessly attacking people. This surprising apparition of large worms startled almost everyone. The worms shot out hot, vile liquid from their fangs which would, ipso facto, turn people into dust. The Pentagon called in the military to try and immobilize and destroy the large worms. The military got there and started to fight the worms(there were now over 1000 worms in the city). Our normally sublime and great weapons were no match for the worms. We had to call in the air force to start to fight them from the air with bombs. The military actions really started to perturb the worms, now they were getting angry. Even though there were breaking news reports on all news stations over the world, most people thought the reports were fake and incredulous. Now other cities that were once placid and calm were starting to be attacked! Everyone was told to evacuate the cities so they did. The military had to take a guile approach to killing the monsters. The military had to unleash it’s super secret and classified project called Spartan on the worms. The Spartan’s were the pretense of mindless killing machines in their high tech armor, however they were highly trained, were strong and were the best strategic fighters in the world. The Spartans were the probity of being American’s and loved their country, they were willing to die to protect it. The Spartans were rushed into battle as soon as possible. As the Spartans started to fight and defeat the worms, the qualm that had taken over the world was starting to dissipate. Just like the worms had the effrontery to attack the civilians the Spartans had the effrontery to take them out. After a few days of battle, the flood of worms were finally destroyed. The humans had won to fight another day. THE END! [Edited on 09.24.2007 11:32 PM PDT]

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