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7/13/2005 5:44:27 AM
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The Epic Rescue Of Chadwick the Clover

Antiherosk8er did this once...but I haven't seen him in about 4 months so I've decided to do one. Well one day, I was walking down the street. MC's Brother and Texas Ben were playing Airsoft out in the open. I saw the webmaster get hit with a pellet and eat them both. I saw a four leaf clover on the ground. I reached to pick it up. "Kick ass" I thought. That's when it happened. Halifax comes up, tackles me, takes my clover (Which I had named Chadwick), and runs off. While chasing him, I see ObbiQuiet get hit by a car. "Noooooo! Chadwick!" I scream. Halifax flips me off and gives it to Fiurha. They run off. So I call some of my friends, Douglas Brown, Grindstone, Xeroh, and SgtSTFU. Well turns out STFU commited suicide, and Xeroh was thrown in jail for setting fire to the neighbor's dog. So Douglas and Grindstone come over. "What the hell is going on?" "They have Chadwick." "Who the bloody hell is Chadwick?" "Shut up and lets go." So we get directions from SteelBulletproof and start walking to Halifax's house. Suddenly we are hit by a barrage of artilley fire. I see Twitch about a hundred yards away, operating an artillery cannon. GreenChief is with him waving a sign that says "MOTHER LAND!". We pursuade them to join us. We give GreenChief a copy of Halo 3 and Twitch some weed. Douglas Brown: We better get paid for this. Buffalo: You wish. Douglas Brown: A cookie? Buffalo: Perhaps. Greenchief: It dosent matter if I have Halo 3, dumbass. I still don't have a freaking 360! Twitch: Heh...weed. Grindstone: So....Who the hell is Chadwick? [i][b]To Be Continued[/i][/b] [Edited on 7/12/2005]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] buffalo wing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halifax Freaking...I have a friend named Chad...and I nicknamed him Chadwick. Weird. Anyway, I don't think your story had the dramatic flair, or intense writing style that mine do. ;-)[/quote] Oh, I know. My goal is for this to be shallow and idiotic.[/quote] ...I know. Gosh dangit people, I don't pointlessly put in smiley faces! (no offense Gaara)

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