Has anyone else noticed how all sorts of snack foods now-a-days advertise themselves as being "New and Improved"? They just keep making snacks better tasting and better looking. How did people even eat snack foods 30 years ago? They probably tasted like cardboard and looked like a piece of dried up poop. Can you imagine what snack foods are going to taste like in the future? If you could go 50 years into the future you'd probably be blown away by the flavor of snack foods. They'll be so new and improved that you will transcend the normal bounds of taste into some kind of Flavor Nirvana. Have you ever noticed the chicken on the box of Chicken in a Biscuit? That chicken is really happy. If you look at the ingredients of a box of Ckicken in a Biscuit you'll see that there are real pieces of ground up chicken on the cracker. So this chicken on the cover of the box is all excited saying "Eat me! I taste delicious!" Now consider the New and Improved future of Chicken in a Biscuit. I'm sure that cracker technology has already reached it's pinnacle so in order to stay new and improved they're probably going to have to improve the chickens. This is going to leave us with 60 foot tall chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I feel sorry for the scientists working on the New and Improved chicken project. It can't be easy trying to tame 60 foot tall laser chickens. I think that the New and Improved Chicken Project will be the downfall of mankind. In our quest for better tasting, better looking snack foods we will unleash the terror of 60 foot tall laser chickens on humanity. Then they will be running the show. The chickens will probably end up eating us in the end. Human in a Biscuit with a smiling human being on the box. [Edited on 5/25/2005]