1. Find a semi-automatic Hand gun. Preferably 45 caliber, but almost anything above .22 cal will do. 2. Find a magazine filled with ammunition. 3. Insert magazine into the grip of the pistol with the open side facing up. 4. Pull back and release slide on top of pistol. 5. Turn off the thumb safety. 6. Point the hollow end of the pistol towards your computer case. 7. Slowly squeeze trigger until the pistol jerks back and makes a loud noise. 8. Repeat steps 6-7 until the pistol stops working. 9. Walk away slowly, and drop the pistol in a river. Congratulations! Now you don't need to worry about the caps lock!