I am Bill Gates. I have accomplished what Bungie has wanted to do for years. I bought up Bungie in the hopes of using their Mjolnir technology to help take over the world militarily. The technology is real, and I've finally finished developing the suits to work with normal humans. I invite all of you to become a part of my cyborg army to conquer those areas of the world that have rejected Windows by force. Once this is accompklished, I will have enough power to declare myself worl leader with Bungie as the Iron Claw that keeps the civilians down. Resistance is futile (I bought the rights to that phrase).