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11/12/2008 2:23:52 AM
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Halo/Chuck Norris Jokes

I don't know if I should've put this in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/topics.aspx?forumID=10]"The Flood" forum[/url] so here goes nothing: This post is for [b]you[/b] to post some Chuck Norris jokes [b]that involve Halo[/b]. Here's some lame examples of Halo/Chuck Norris Jokes I made up in a couple of minutes: > If Chuck Norris had a SPNKR, it would shoot out [b]fists of justice[/b]. > If Chuck Norris was in Halo, there would only be [b]one level[/b] which would be the first and final chapter of the whole game. > If Master Chief punched Chuck Norris, all his armour would fall off. > Chuck Norris can flip a tank without pressing anything. > Chuck Norris can stop a Gravity Hammer with his bare hands. > Chuck Norris Finished the Fight [b]before[/b] Bungie did. > If Chuck Norris played Halo, he would get recon armour because he's [i]Chuck Norris[/i].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MEM Grizzlies7 * Chuck Norris can get a vehicular manslaughter... [b]IN AN ELEPHANT[/b] [/quote] He can get a vehicular manslaughter with a plasma pistol and a sharpshooter with an elephant. The topic seems to be Halo yet not really halo, so I'm confused about which forum this belongs to. [Edited on 11.11.2008 10:30 PM PST]

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