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12/12/2012 4:40:03 AM
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Dorm Bathrooms are disgusting.

Gotta say, people in my dorm are some damn animals. Apparently where they're from it's okay to take a dump on the toilet seat and in the shower. Any other college guys have this problem at their dorms?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad -blam!- do you think I give a -blam!- about how unsatisfactory the janitorial duties are on the premises of the location you are getting a first class education? I was born Southern Cuba and lived my entire days in complete poverty while trying to scrape together money by whoring myself out to local -blam!-s willing to pleasure themselves for half a weeks pension. I had old and decrepit men ejaculate in my ass, to feed my family. I couldn't take it anymore, I smuggled myself among rat feces and hardened potatoes on a boat to Columbia when I was 11 to escape the horrors of Granma. Only to find myself in the hands of another -blam!-, this time they were even more ruthless, they would rub chemical into my prostate and laugh as I squeal in agony. By the time I had circulated through enough hands to North America, my -blam!- was simply a sagging balloon empty of air but too stretched to release what air is left. I was emotionless, no thoughts, just eat and sleep and whatever they decide to sodomize me with just happened. I was an object. To be thrown away and discarded. And now you're here, complaining about how filthy the place where you drop your crap is? I had my excrement compounded back up into my colon and had dysentery treated with unground methamphetamine. Go -blam!- yourself, man. You're a pathetic and arrogant -blam!- being.[/quote] What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

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