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12/10/2012 3:34:36 PM
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ITT: We make up insanely silly news stories
Simple enough flood, we create a short news story that is absolutely ridiculous, silly, or just plain stupid. The more creative the better!
I'll start.
Reports from the Kansas City plaza say that two women dressed as police officers high on cocaine chased around pedestrians wielding pool noodles. They are now incarcerated
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[Edited on 12.10.2012 7:35 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien [i]Hot news tonight! Insider sources claim that the night Rick Santorum lost his virginity, he wore a tight, v-neck sweater because he, "felt uncomfortable exposing his chest to another man." The source has decided to retain their anonymity, because, "if [my] brother ever found out about that night, things would never be the same for the [Santorum] family."[/i][/quote] I actually lol'd
